°•the queen•°
08/03/2008, 03:50 PM
BOY : May I hold your hand
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
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!GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love
.....BOY : You love me
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??GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring
??BOY : Sure, what's your phone number
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.GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
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.GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever
??BOY : Don't you ever want to improve
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MAN : You remind me of the sea
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting
.MAN : NO, because you make me sick
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WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out of the other
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
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MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think ...Peter
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly
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Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon. Pupil: "The moon
Teacher: "Why
Pupil: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it
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Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested. Pupil : "A teacher
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Waiter : "Would you like black coffee
Customer : "What other colors do you have
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My father is so old … that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
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Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot
Sam : "It's a family tradition
Teacher : "What do you mean
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker,
my father is a teacher
Teacher : "What about your mother
Sam : "She's a woman
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Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing
".Student : "Brotherly love
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Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers Before eating
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook
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Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died
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Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE
Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time
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Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him
Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand
[فقط الأعضاء المسجلين والمفعلين يمكنهم رؤية الوصلات]
The End
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
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!GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love
.....BOY : You love me
*************************************
??GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring
??BOY : Sure, what's your phone number
**************************************
.GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
**************************************
.GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever
??BOY : Don't you ever want to improve
**************************************
MAN : You remind me of the sea
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting
.MAN : NO, because you make me sick
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WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out of the other
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
**************************************
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think ...Peter
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly
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Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon. Pupil: "The moon
Teacher: "Why
Pupil: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it
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Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested. Pupil : "A teacher
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Waiter : "Would you like black coffee
Customer : "What other colors do you have
************************************
My father is so old … that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
************************************
Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot
Sam : "It's a family tradition
Teacher : "What do you mean
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker,
my father is a teacher
Teacher : "What about your mother
Sam : "She's a woman
************************************
Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing
".Student : "Brotherly love
************************************
Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers Before eating
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook
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Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died
***********************************
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE
Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time
************************************
Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him
Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand
[فقط الأعضاء المسجلين والمفعلين يمكنهم رؤية الوصلات]
The End